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- Jakie sź zakrty na rzece w Wźchocku ??
- Takie, e ryby na wiraach wypadajź...
There was a Chinese guy sitting in a bar drinking beer when a man by the
name of Goldberg strolls in and takes a seat a few stools down. He orders
a couple of beers and keeps looking at the Chinese guy getting madder and
madder till he gets up and belts him one. The Chinese guy looks confused
and says, "Hey, Man! What did you do that for?" Goldberg states, "That's
for bombing Pearl Harbor!" The Chinese guy says, "Bombing Pearl Harbor!
The Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor, I'm Chinese!" Goldberg shrugs, "Chinese,
Japanese, they're all the same to me." Then they took their seats and
continue to drink beer. The Chinese guy is looking at Goldberg getting
madder and madder. He then gets up and belts him one. Goldberg looks
surprised and says, "Hey, Man! What did you do that for?" The Chinese guy
then says, "That's for sinking the Titanic!" Goldberg says, "Sinking the
Titanic! An iceberg sunk the Titanic!" The Chinese guy shrugs and says,
"Iceberg, Goldberg, they're all the same to me."
- W wojsku niemozliwe sa tylko dwie rzeczy!
- Okopac sie w wodzie i przewrocic helm na lewa strone!
Telegram z Kaliforni: "Tesciowa nie zyje. Pogrzebac czy kremowac zwloki?"
Odpowiedz z Londynu: "Jedno i drugie. Lepiej nie ryzykowac."
Przychodzi maz po wyplacie, na gazie, wali piescia w stol i pyta sie:
- Kto tu rzadzi?
Na to zona:
- Ja, czyli Twoja zona, i moja matka, czyli Twoja tesciowa...
- Taaaak? No to sie rzadcie, bo wlasnie przepilem cala wyplate...